Some days, I really, really, really love the internet.
And the award for most inappropriate children’s underwear goes to…
why does no one talk about the movie Sky High
[AGGRESSIVELY TRIES TO SING LEAD VOCALS AND BACK UP VOCALS AT THE SAME TIME]
when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating
trying to drink hot tea while wearing glasses more like
where the fuck did the laptop go
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
what if you went to masturbate and in the distance you here somebody say in a game show voice “don’t touch that dial!”