wow The Onion is dropping a lot of truth for a work of satire
The onion isn’t satire. The onion is pure progressive rage with a thin satire coating.
So you’re saying it has layers?
Uterus, I do not understand your need to have a baby. We cannot afford a baby. I do not want a baby. Hell you wouldn’t even be happy if we had a baby. I find these temper tantrums you throw every month we don’t have a baby absolutely unacceptable.
This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.
"Don’t celebrate Halloween, Christians!! It is based in a pagan holiday!"
Boy have I got some news for you concerning Christmas.
"I’ve never had fans in the younger generation before, so that’s really cool."
THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE
"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,